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Middleton is scary sometimes So many terrible things can happen Students die constantly Or disappear without a trace. I hope that I survive Me and my chess friends So that I can play chess as an old, old man.

When I walk outside Into the cool of the day All I want to do Is frolic and play But pollen is out So I mustn’t go Or else my nose I shall have to blow "A peanut butter sandwich?" Not for me For I shall die If the nut is a “pea” "But what about eggs?" Nay, neither those things For to me each egg A painful death brings "And what about gluten Surely that’s fine?" No good sir, It is no friend of mine "And soy?" My friend, are you out of your head? A drop of the sauce And I shall be dead Oh allergies, allergies I wish I had fewer For being allergic Makes me feel like manure

Chess is magic Just like a spell, It can be heaven Or it can be hell. It’s oh-so-hard when you’re just a beginner But play long enough and you’ll soon be a winner So put on your glasses and fasten your tie ‘Cause chess is a thing that you just gotta try For when you have skill and a fair bit of luck You're going to feel like a million bucks!

Chess, chess, is a marvelous thing The rook, the knight, the bishop, the king! So many pieces and so much fun An extra good game takes so long to be done Move that pawn, move that knight Keep your eye on the board and you’ll be alright ;) But don’t forget, there is much to fear Lose the queen and the end is near Oh Chess! Oh life! What a crazy go-round I’ll love chess ‘till I’m dead in the ground For chess is my mistress and I’ll never quit I’m so glad I’m not allergic to it!